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ryan: michael i’m still here
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Michael Scott: [holding up Pam’s ultrasound] That, is the inside of your vagina!
Pam Beesly: Not how it works.
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What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went— I once went twenty-eight years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
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Andy: No. I really Schruted it.
Michael Scott: What?
Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversable way, you Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it came from Dwight Schrute?
Michael Scott: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.
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You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.
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Are you looking for an inexpensive original Christmas gift idea? Well, this is a perfect gift for any Office lover. I copied it from the nbc site but used the magic of photoshop to personalize it. It’s sure to get a smile.
Total cost: $10.00.
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“As I watched Pam’s big strong hand coming toward my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And… I’m happy and I’m rich and I never die. That doesn’t sound like much, but it’s enough for me.”
-Michael Scott
I just re-watched the last office episode and is it just me or is Pam kind of scary now?
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Hey everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.
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“They asked for cash but, you know, I give them cash every week. So, how much cash does a person need? I have taken it on myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them, from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.”
Michael Scott
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Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was… how long it took him to get out.
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“Kids, just remember. Suicide is never the answer. Alright?”
-Michael Scott
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Love it.
Its a new dance move.
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I don’t need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam’s mom. My aunt—although she just blocked me on IM. What’s her face, from Quizno’s? I see her four times a week.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Hunter’s Song (from the Office) - That One Night.
A Tuesday afternoon smile for you.
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