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“They asked for cash but, you know, I give them cash every week. So, how much cash does a person need? I have taken it on myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them, from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.”
Michael Scott
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Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was… how long it took him to get out.
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“Kids, just remember. Suicide is never the answer. Alright?”
-Michael Scott
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Love it.
Its a new dance move.
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I don’t need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam’s mom. My aunt—although she just blocked me on IM. What’s her face, from Quizno’s? I see her four times a week.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Hunter’s Song (from the Office) - That One Night.
A Tuesday afternoon smile for you.
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You know, I really would’ve appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would’ve introduced you to mine.
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Kevin: I wouldn’t last in jail, Oscar, I’m not like you.
Oscar: What’s that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh you don’t know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because— [thinks for a second] you would love it. [smiles at camera]
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Jim’s gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office, to fart in. Then one day, I came in, and I just stayed. ‘Cause this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks.
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Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon, so there’s not the usual balance between “sane” and “others.” Toby has mentally checked out since June. It’s a very dangerous time. The coalition for reason is extremely weak.
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I am actually great with old women. I n fact, for the longest time my best friend was my grandmother. And then she met Harriet. And now she thinks she better than everybody.
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Toby: Hey Michael, I have an extra twin bed if you want.
Michael Scott: You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it.
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Oscar: What are you doing?
Kevin: I’m trying to decide if I have time to pee.
Oscar: How long do you take to pee?
Kevin: The peeing is fast, Oscar. It’s getting my tie back on.
-The Office
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