December 2010
1 post
Dec 13th
307 notes
April 2010
1 post
“Do I really wanna turn out like Gabe? 26. Single. Tied to my desk. No life...”
– Michael Scott
Apr 15th
25 notes
March 2010
2 posts
Mar 29th
“Michael Scott: Dwight? Dwight Shrute: Sorry, Michael, I’ve got calls to...”
Mar 27th
45 notes
February 2010
4 posts
Feb 26th
1,576 notes
“Scissor me!”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Feb 22nd
Feb 4th
206 notes
“People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It’s great. Eventually...”
– Dwight Schrute
Feb 3rd
78 notes
January 2010
3 posts
“Dwight Schrute: I stole the guest list from Jim’s desk. And I search...”
Jan 28th
36 notes
“How do you tell someone it’s over? You send them a notarized letter,...”
– Angela
Jan 21st
24 notes
“Here’s the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press...”
– Michael Scott
Jan 5th
26 notes
December 2009
8 posts
“When I discovered YouTube, I didn’t work for five days. I did nothing. I watched...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich) (via amegrowsinbrooklyn)
Dec 28th
128 notes
“What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 22nd
95 notes
“Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich) (via haleystumble)
Dec 18th
35 notes
Dec 13th
328 notes
“Jim: You can’t yell out “I need this, I need this” as you pin down an employee...”
– via
Dec 13th
“Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.”
– Andy Bernard (via jackiegarlich) (via haleystumble)
Dec 11th
44 notes
“Zyan: I’m Zyan. I’m Mikyla’s younger brother. Michael Scott: Well Zyan I am...”
– (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 10th
“I just—I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim...”
– Michael Scott (via)
Dec 5th
34 notes
November 2009
17 posts
“So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is...”
– Jim Halpert (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 30th
83 notes
“Dwight Schrute: Michael, what is the meaning of this email that everyone got? ...”
– The Office, Episode: “Murder” (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 27th
Nov 25th
“I’m a little worried that I may have asked out Naughty Nelly instead of Erin....”
– Andrew Bernard (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 24th
41 notes
“I’ve always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school, I...”
– Andrew Bernard (via jackiegarlich)(via withfingerscrossedd)
Nov 22nd
33 notes
Nov 19th
121 notes
“Michael Scott: [holding up Pam’s ultrasound] That, is the inside of your...”
Nov 19th
16 notes
“What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went— I once went...”
– Michael Scott, The Office: Weight Loss episode (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 17th
50 notes
Nov 16th
135 notes
“Andy: No. I really Schruted it. Michael Scott: What? Andy: Schruted it....”
– The Office. I really Schruted it today. (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 14th
“You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! ...”
– Andy
Nov 10th
83 notes
Nov 10th
11 notes
Nov 9th
“Hey everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although the seat was warm, so we may...”
– Meredith, The Office (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 8th
Nov 5th
78 notes
“Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was… how long it took him to get...”
– Jim Halpert (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 4th
18 notes
Nov 1st
59 notes
October 2009
19 posts
Oct 30th
52 notes
“I don’t need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom....”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich) (via savingsmiles)
Oct 29th
Listen jackiegarlich: Hunter’s Song (from the Office)...
Oct 27th
“You know, I really would’ve appreciated a heads up that you were into dating...”
– Dwight Schrute (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 25th
32 notes
“Kevin: I wouldn’t last in jail, Oscar, I’m not like you. Oscar: What’s that...”
– (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 22nd
Oct 20th
“Jim’s gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office, to fart...”
– Kevin
Oct 20th
44 notes
“Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon, so there’s not the usual balance between...”
– Oscar (via jackiegarlich) (via furrowedbrow)
Oct 18th
31 notes
“I am actually great with old women. I n fact, for the longest time my best...”
– Michael Scott The office is tonight! (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 16th
29 notes
“Toby: Hey Michael, I have an extra twin bed if you want. Michael Scott: You...”
Oct 15th
42 notes
Oct 14th
17 notes
jackiegarlich: Oscar:  What are you doing? Kevin:  I’m trying to decide if I have time to pee. Oscar:  How long do you take to pee? Kevin: The peeing is fast, Oscar. It’s getting my tie back on. -The Office
Oct 12th
48 notes
Oct 9th
120 notes
“If somebody doesn’t tell me I’m going to start screaming.”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 7th
37 notes