April 2009
25 posts
Dwight: “Okay, first, lets go over some parameters. How many people can...
Andy: “Beer me!”
Jim: “What’s that?”
Andy: ...
Well, well, well. How the turntables…
– Michael Scott
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A man goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he...
– Michael Scott
Those are our demands. Our balls are in your court.
– Michael Scott
No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer,...
– -Michael Scott
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I color code all my info. I wrote gay son in green. Green means go. So I know to...
– Michael Scott (via cadyheron)
Jim: “Seriously, you’re going sit in the back?”
Dwight:...
Here’s the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press...
– Michael Scott
I don’t think that Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here...
– Toby
Angela: “Sure. Let’s protect the convicts. At the expense of the...
Jim’s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking, single guy...
– Andy
What’s my favorite thing about Hooters? I’ll give you two: boobs...
– Michael Scott
Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world...
– Ryan
A boss’ salary isn’t just about money. It’s about perks. It—for example, every...
– -Michael Scott
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Michael: Aren’t you going to ask you me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask...
Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to good restaurants and then...
I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.
– Michael Scott