April 2009
25 posts
Apr 30th
28 notes
“Dwight: “Okay, first, lets go over some parameters. How many people can...”
Apr 30th
“Andy: “Beer me!” Jim: “What’s that?” Andy: ...”
Apr 28th
14 notes
“Well, well, well. How the turntables…”
– Michael Scott (via bellavita) (via cadyheron)
Apr 27th
17 notes
Apr 26th
11 notes
Apr 25th
321 notes
“A man goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he...”
– Michael Scott
Apr 25th
12 notes
“Those are our demands. Our balls are in your court.”
– Michael Scott
Apr 24th
4 notes
“No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer,...”
– -Michael Scott via jackiegarlich
Apr 23rd
1 note
Apr 21st
22 notes
“I color code all my info. I wrote gay son in green. Green means go. So I know to...”
– Michael Scott (via cadyheron)
Apr 17th
45 notes
Apr 17th
11 notes
“Jim: “Seriously, you’re going sit in the back?” Dwight:...”
Apr 16th
2 notes
“Here’s the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press...”
– Michael Scott
Apr 15th
3 notes
Apr 14th
294 notes
“I don’t think that Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here...”
– Toby
Apr 14th
Apr 14th
700 notes
“Angela: “Sure. Let’s protect the convicts. At the expense of the...”
Apr 10th
1 note
“Jim’s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking, single guy...”
– Andy
Apr 9th
1 note
“What’s my favorite thing about Hooters? I’ll give you two: boobs...”
– Michael Scott
Apr 8th
2 notes
“Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world...”
– Ryan
Apr 7th
26 notes
“A boss’ salary isn’t just about money. It’s about perks. It—for example, every...”
– -Michael Scott via jackiegarlich
Apr 6th
9 notes
“Michael: Aren’t you going to ask you me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask...”
Apr 5th
“Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to good restaurants and then...”
Apr 4th
4 notes
“I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.”
– Michael Scott
Apr 3rd
3 notes