Dwight: “Okay, first, lets go over some parameters. How many people can...
Andy: “Beer me!” Jim: “What’s that?” Andy: ...
Well, well, well. How the turntables…– Michael Scott (via bellavita) (via cadyheron)
A man goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he...– Michael Scott
Those are our demands. Our balls are in your court.– Michael Scott
No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer,...– -Michael Scott via jackiegarlich
I color code all my info. I wrote gay son in green. Green means go. So I know to...– Michael Scott (via cadyheron)
Jim: “Seriously, you’re going sit in the back?” Dwight:...
Here’s the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press...– Michael Scott
I don’t think that Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here...– Toby
Angela: “Sure. Let’s protect the convicts. At the expense of the...
Jim’s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking, single guy...– Andy
What’s my favorite thing about Hooters? I’ll give you two: boobs...– Michael Scott
Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world...– Ryan
A boss’ salary isn’t just about money. It’s about perks. It—for example, every...– -Michael Scott via jackiegarlich
Michael: Aren’t you going to ask you me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask...
Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to good restaurants and then...
I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.– Michael Scott