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Dwight Schrute: I stole the guest list from Jim’s desk. And I search engined every female on both sides of the family.
Michael Scott: Get out of here. Oh. My. God.
Dwight Schrute: For instance, Pam’s cousin… Jocelyn Webster [holds up Facebook profile printout]
Michael Scott: There’s a name!
Dwight Schrute: Two years ago, she was selling a mountain bike.
Michael Scott: Oh, well, tell me about Jocelyn. What’s she like?
Dwight Schrute: She’s really into mountain biking but not so much lately.
Michael Scott: Ok…
Dwight Schrute: She had a couple hundred dollars to spend. I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.
Michael Scott: Is that all you have on her?
Dwight Schrute: Well this isn’t in fact her, because it’s a very common name.
Michael Scott: Ok. You’re an idiot.
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