Your Daily Quote From The Office

"I just—I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim to the system. So I..."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:10:23 -0500

“I just—I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim to the system. So I made ‘em a promise. I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down that was the most generous.”

- Michael Scott (via)

"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate, because it turns..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:40:08 -0500

“So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate, because it turns out that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.”

- Jim Halpert (via jackiegarlich)

"Dwight Schrute: Michael, what is the meaning of this email that everyone got? Michael Scott:..."

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:04:40 -0500

“

Dwight Schrute: Michael, what is the meaning of this email that everyone got?

Michael Scott: You’ll have to be more specific, Dwight. I get like eight e-mails a day.

”

- The Office, Episode: “Murder” (via jackiegarlich)

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:33:28 -0500

jackiegarlich:

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"I’m a little worried that I may have asked out Naughty Nelly instead of Erin. Which would be whole..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:02:37 -0500

“I’m a little worried that I may have asked out Naughty Nelly instead of Erin. Which would be whole lot less appealing, because Naughty Nelly says yes to everyone. And she might be a murderer.”

- Andrew Bernard (via jackiegarlich)

"I’ve always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school, I organized a walk out..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:59:59 -0500

“I’ve always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway got a twelve twenty. Always regretted it… I feel lachrymose.”

- Andrew Bernard (via jackiegarlich)(via withfingerscrossedd)

zeemap25: (via theofficeohword) ryan: michael i’m still here

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:44:15 -0500

zeemap25:

(via theofficeohword)

ryan: michael i’m still here

"Michael Scott: [holding up Pam’s ultrasound] That, is the inside of your vagina! Pam..."

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:38:29 -0500

“

Michael Scott: [holding up Pam’s ultrasound] That, is the inside of your vagina!

Pam Beesly: Not how it works.

”

"What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went— I once went twenty-eight years..."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:55:29 -0500

“What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went— I once went twenty-eight years without having sex. And then again for seven years.”

- Michael Scott, The Office: Weight Loss episode (via jackiegarlich)

jackiegarlich: Cathy, this one is for you. via

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:12:11 -0500

jackiegarlich:

Cathy, this one is for you.

via

"Andy: No. I really Schruted it. Michael Scott: What? Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing..."

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:01:00 -0500

“

Andy: No. I really Schruted it.

Michael Scott: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversable way, you Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it came from Dwight Schrute?

Michael Scott: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

”

- The Office.

I really Schruted it today.

(via jackiegarlich)

"You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a..."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:56:06 -0500

“You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.”

- Andy

jackiegarlich: Are you looking for an inexpensive original...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:54:20 -0500

jackiegarlich:

Are you looking for an inexpensive original Christmas gift idea? Well, this is a perfect gift for any Office lover. I copied it from the nbc site but used the magic of photoshop to personalize it. It’s sure to get a smile.

Total cost: $10.00.

gonesofarnow: jackiegarlich: “As I watched Pam’s big strong...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:35:27 -0500

gonesofarnow:

jackiegarlich:

“As I watched Pam’s big strong hand coming toward my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And… I’m happy and I’m rich and I never die. That doesn’t sound like much, but it’s enough for me.”

-Michael Scott

I just re-watched the last office episode and is it just me or is Pam kind of scary now?

"Hey everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:17:12 -0500

“Hey everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.”

- Meredith, The Office (via jackiegarlich)

jackiegarlich: “They asked for cash but, you know, I give them...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:51:34 -0500

jackiegarlich:

“They asked for cash but, you know, I give them cash every week. So, how much cash does a person need? I have taken it on myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them, from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.”

Michael Scott

"Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was… how long it took him to get out."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:28:19 -0500

“Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was… how long it took him to get out.”

- Jim Halpert (via jackiegarlich)

jackiegarlich: “Kids, just remember. Suicide is never the...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:45:07 -0500

jackiegarlich:

“Kids, just remember. Suicide is never the answer. Alright?”

-Michael Scott

rufusmom: jackiegarlich: Love it. Its a new dance move.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:31:33 -0400

rufusmom:

jackiegarlich:

Love it.

Its a new dance move.

"I don’t need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam’s mom. My..."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:53:28 -0400

“I don’t need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam’s mom. My aunt—although she just blocked me on IM. What’s her face, from Quizno’s? I see her four times a week.”

- Michael Scott

(via jackiegarlich)

(via savingsmiles)